It's a common scenario. Perched up in the bar, spotting the mega-attractive blonde with the flawless tan and total-eclipsing chest cleavage, and not having the tools to woo her into your arms. Which is why we've conjured up the step-by-step guide to pulling foxy ladies who are way out of your league!

And if that wasn't enough, we got Maxim fave Amii Grove to drop her togs too. How great is that? Hey, don't even answer that question, just check out these resultant pics. Seems like our tips really were red-hot ones after all!

You can catch the full How To Pull A Goddess feature in the November issue of Maxim, on sale now. As a teaser, we've given you the below snippet on how to chat up the lady in question...

CHATTING UP

The Approach
Walk tall, in order to look confident, and smile as you approach her - you'll look a lot less like you're crossing the room to stab her, and it'll stop you tripping over your tongue.

The Opener
'Hello!' is the best conversation starter, followed by something positive, such as, 'You look like you're having a good time.' Stay away from chat-up lines: they're smarmy and all too predictable. And stay away from apologetic stuff like, 'I'm so sorry to come over...' It may work for Hugh Grant but it won't work for you.

Be Assured
Study after study has shown that beautiful women very rarely rate themselves as being anywhere near as attractive as they actually are. As stunning as she is, she might not necessarily realise that you're in two different leagues - so don't tell her!

Laugh At Her
Be funny and remember to laugh at her jokes - but only as if you're mildly amused, as too much laughing is sycophantic. You're not a pushover.

Lubricate Her
Make sure you buy her a drink - manners are still important. Plus, if she's going to snog you, she's going to need her beer goggles on!

Take the Piss
Girls love to be teased, and it's especially crucial when it comes to gorgeous women - it shows she doesn't intimidate you. Just make sure you mock what she's drinking, rather than her dress sense. Or you could try this...

Let Her Know Just How Ugly She is
If you're getting on well and she seems like a laugh, ask her what it feels like to be the ugliest woman in the room (apparently the not-exactly-Brad-Pitt-alike Jefferson Hack won Kate Moss over by telling her she smelled of wee). You're acknowledging her beauty, but you're not scared of it. You cheeky bad boy, you!

Read the full thing in the November issue of Maxim, on sale now!