The best thing about writing a feature examining sexual mis-truths was that it meant we got to do a fantastic, hormone-pounding shoot with Page 3 girl Sammy Braddy! The buxom brunette literally made our eyeballs explode, leaping from fishnet underwear, PVC bondage togs to - well - wearing not very much at all! And as you can see, she looks truly stunning in everything. Especially nothing. Ha!
Of course, our feature was also pretty darn interesting, too. Written by Maxim's own sex writer Fay Harlyn, she disclosed all the things you've been told about shagging girls that just aren't true! We've picked out a few tasty ones below. Check out the full thing in the October issue of Maxim, on sale now!
1 Only use 'cute' pink fluffy handcuffs for bondage games
There's absolutely nothing wrong with tying someone up. There is everything wrong with pink fluffiness. If you're too shy to whip out the metal, try scarves instead.
2 She's got to come
Not always! Sometimes we just can't. Anyway, we can take more than enough pleasure in your enjoyment - as long as that doesn't become the only thing that ever happens.
3 We want you to last for ages
We're not saying that shagging you is boring, but after three hours we'll be sore and inclined to fake an orgasm...
4 You should come together
It's the Holy Grail of sex, and what all the books, movies and MTV videos would have you believe is being achieved by everyone else, all of the time. Although it's flippin' lovely when it happens, it's no biggie when it doesn't.
5 Women's bodies are more sensitive than blokes' bodies
How many women treat your cock as sensitively as you do? Exactly.
6 You need to spend longer loosening up posh girls
All that repression, public-school lesbian experimentation and a burning desire to piss off daddy means most of them are walking filth bombs.
7 Stay away from sleazy stuff
Every now and again sleazy is the only thing that can satisfy. Occasionally we like our lovers to be out-and-out pervs.
8 Women don't often w**k
Yeah, whatever...
9 No laughing during sex
Sex is all about sticking a bit of your body into someone else's and waggling it around a bit: inherently funny. As long as you're not in fits of laughter as she undresses, a giggle is good.
10 Money shots are a no-no
Not always (unless she's just done her make-up). Sometimes she likes to be filthy - although it's polite to ask first.
11 She doesn't actually enjoy blowjobs as much as you
Few things are as satisfying as taking a man to the brink and back until he's begging for mercy. To encourage your lady, make sure she knows a blowjob is a power thing - she has all of it, although she might not realise. And make sure you show your appreciation - lots of grateful sighing and plenty of eye-contact.
12 She'd be horrified at the thought of being with another girl
A lot of us girls might seem innocent, but we're really not...
13 She'd be horrified at the thought of seeing you with another girl
It can be a major turn on - as long as she's agreed to it beforehand, of course!
14 Always hide your porn
She might not like the grubby magazines, but she'll probably be turned on by your mucky films. Try one of the more female-friendly films made by women porn directors.
15 Spanking is a bit perverted
It doesn't have to be part of a schoolgirl fantasy,but most girls love a good, unexpected smack across the buttocks!
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