Many illustrious men have been linked to Danielle Lloyd of late - including hip hop's 50 Cent and royalty's Prince Harry. But today Danielle Lloyd is all yours, as she shows off her new boobs for you in this frankly astonishing shoot. Once we'd towelled her off and moisturised her (in our minds), we sat her down to discuss fame, her famous mates and that infamous chest.

Hello, Dani! Much has happened since we last met: Big Brother, Teddy Sheringham and small boobs are out. Prince Harry, 50 Cent, Paris Hilton and big boobs are in. Where shall we start?

Wherever you want! Ha ha!

You seem to be the most photographed woman in Britain at the moment. Are you the new Posh Spice?

I wouldn't say Posh Spice, but yeah, I am photographed every single day, which is hard to deal with. I always seem to get caught in a tracksuit, 'cos I'm tired from the night before!

Do you have to practise getting in and out of cabs so you don't get snapped flashing your ladyness?

I think I've got that down to a tee now. I haven't been caught so far. I open the door, skirt over first then bring the legs in together... (Demonstrating) See? I don't want to flash my bits!

Is 50 Cent really going to fly you to LA for some 'Fiddy time'?

It was supposed to be New York, but no. I did meet him, but that was it. One picture and everyone starts saying I'm in a relationship with someone. It's the same with every other boy I speak to. If we get pictured together you might be my next boyfriend!

Fantastic! You can come home and meet my mum. She'll be delighted.

OK! You're on. Ha ha!

And is Paris Hilton really your new best mate?

I wouldn't say best friend, but she's lovely. She was giving me a few words of wisdom before she went to jail.

Yeah, you might want to ignore that advice... Prince Harry was busted staring down your top recently by his girlfriend at the Princess Diana memorial show. Would you marry into royalty?

I don't know if he got clipped round the ear, but I did get to meet him and say hello. I don't think the Queen would like me very much, though, do you? I think I'm a little bit too common for the Queen.

Nonsense, Dani! You scrub up all right!

Well, I don't think she'd like all the partying, but I could try. And Prince Harry is hot...

... and ginger. So what about Lewis Hamilton - is he as fast in bed as he is at Brands Hatch?

I swear, I haven't had a sexual relationship with Lewis. We've been friends for four years. He is a lovely, kind and gentle person.

What's the fastest thing you've done with him? Go-karting?

No. Of course, it was in his car. That's it!

What are your least attractive moments? Do you, for instance, fart in bed?

Not really, no... I never pick my nose. I'm not particularly high maintenance. I walk around in tracksuits most of the time. I can be grumpy when I'm tired. And I'm a bit messy as well.

Now that you're single, what are you looking for in a boyfriend?

Someone I can get on and have a laugh with. Someone normal... and they have to be faithful.

Would you go out with a civilian?

Yes, just someone with a nine-to-five job. Everyone's got a chance, as long as they can have a laugh.

How are the new boobs working out? They've got the royal seal of approval after all!

They're settling down now. Ha ha! They're supposed to be a DD, but they're still quite large.

Your shoot today was in a pool. In the unlikely event that we start to drown during this interview, will you save us?

Yes! I've actually done a life-saving course. But I can't go in the sea because I'm scared I'm going to get eaten by a shark. I was swimming in LA a few weeks ago and I saw this fin in the water. I absolutely shat myself! Then some dolphins came up and saved me!

Can you do that slow-motion running they do in Baywatch?

I could have a go. Do you want me to do it for you now? Ha ha! (Demonstrates in very sexy style)

Would you give mouth-to-mouth to The Hoff?

If he was dying, I suppose. But I'd let somebody else try first.

So, what's next for you, Dani?

I've got a small part in a film at the end of the year, and I've been asked to do a fitness video. I'm also supposed to be doing a calendar but I'll have to try to find the time to fit it all in!

Maybe if you stopped going on holiday. How many holidays have you had since Big Brother?

I've been to Miami and Marbella on holiday, and to Dubai, Ireland, Cyprus and Portugal for work.

Do you promise to come back to visit us at Maxim soon?

Of course! Whenever you want me!