The eagle-eyed amongst you will have noticed not only the topless pictures of Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh in the very latest issue of Maxim, but will equally have high-tailed it to page 94, wherein we here at Maxim Towers offer once more sterling advice to young men of the world. In this instance it is the deliciously devious 57 Bad Things Girls Love feature. Yowsah!

Better than that, however. We have purloined the services of the bombshell-like blonde and delightful Malene, a page 3 stunna if ever we saw one. There's just something about the way she drapes her curves around the pages that makes our eyes widen, our trousers tighten and our mouths start to dribble. Oh boys, are you gonna love Malene.