I've got boxes full of sexy outfits. The nurse's costume and the school uniform are generally a hit!

The best thing about last summer’s Love Island was, undoubtedly, the presence of Aussie uber-babe, Emily Scott. Feisty, flirty and unfeasibly fit, the bikini-clad goddess showed us why every bloke Down Under dribbles uncontrollably at the mere mention of her name.

Our first thought was to fly over to the Gold Coast and camp outside her house. Then we found out she’d moved here. Fantastic! OK, she might have been seen ‘hanging about’ with David Walliams, but listen, Emily, we’re funny too – we’ve got jokes! Er… ‘Knock, knock.’ ‘Who’s there?’ ‘Emily Scott.’ ‘Brilliant! Well, come in, Emily, and let’s get you out of those clothes…’

Hello, Emily. How are you?

Really good at the moment – I can’t complain about anything. I’ve got a couple of exciting TV things I’m working on in December, and there’s the launch of my swimsuit range. I’m very excited about that.

Are you enjoying life in London?

I absolutely love it! It’s so close to the rest of the world, and it’s happening.

And in Australia, they serve beer in those pathetic little glasses.

Why do you think I moved over here? You end up spending your entire night at the bar. It’s rubbish!

Are British men far superior to Australian men?

Oh, I couldn’t possibly choose, but there are differences. The main difference is fashion – English men are very stylish. Maybe it’s because you actually have to wear clothes, rather than wander around in surfing shorts with no top on. Men are just good full stop – though I particularly like seeing men in suits.

What if we can’t afford a suit?

You can’t go wrong with the jeans and black or white T-shirt look. That’s always going to be hot, no matter what.

What’s the best thing about modelling? Being able to strut around not wearing very much and being the fantasy figure – getting dressed up and playing around. Q:What’s been your favourite outfit?

I did an angel shoot that was fun. I was dressed up as a naughty angel, wearing wings, smoking cigars and licking sherbet. It suited me quite well!

Do you ever dress up in the bedroom, too?

Definitely! I’ve got boxes full of sexy dressing-up outfits. I must have about 20! Which one I wear depends on my mood, but nurses and schoolgirls are generally a hit.You can’t go wrong with either of those two.

Tremendous! Give us your three best sex tips…

The most important things when it comes to sex are: taking your time, being firm and being vocal.

Firmness is definitely necessary. What’s your party trick?

When I’m drunk I generally just get loud, tell everyone I love them and start hugging and kissing people.

Brilliant! What are you drinking?

Ooh… vodka, please – though I do have a problem when I drink a lot. I don’t remember what I’m doing. I was told the other day that vodka makes you forget things, but gin makes you remember everything. I thought ‘Cool!’ and drank gin and tonic the whole night. That theory was ruled out as false!

How battered would you have to be to snog Harold Bishop from Neighbours?

On a scale of one to 10, I’d have to be at 12 to properly snog him. I’d give him a peck on the cheek without being drunk. But the full snog? No! He’s adorable, but no.

When you want to pull someone, how do you go about it?

I make flirtatious eye contact, giving them my best sexy looks, then I just go up to them and say, ‘Hey, how’re you doing?’ That technique has never really failed.

If we pinched your bum, would you punch us in the face?

No, I’d probably like it, then look around and hope you weren’t some crazy person. I’d be fairly nice to you after that!

Have you ever been dumped?

My very first boyfriend dumped me with a written note when I was 13. The relationship only lasted four days! I’d never spoken to him before, and we kissed at some dance and then we were going out. Then we realised we had nothing in common.

What did the note say?

Er, I think it said, ‘I’m sorry, but I think we’ll have to break up…’ or something. I wasn’t that bothered, to be honest. It didn’t scar me for life.

How would you dump someone?

It’s always a hard one. You have to just come straight out with it, no messing around. Excuses are the worst: ‘It’s not you, it’s me…’ Don’t bother.

How about Homer Simpson’s method? Send a text saying: ‘Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you!’

That’s great! I love that.

Who’s got the best boobs in the business?

Michelle Marsh. They’re spectacular! I’ve seen her in the flesh, but not with her top off. I’d like to, though. I’d probably like to feel them, too!

Do girls really go round feeling each other’s boobs?

Yeah, of course. I’ve felt all my girlfriends’ boobs – that’s pretty standard.

Who’s the sexiest girl in Australia?

Imogen Bailey [the model and singer] is really hot. I can remember her being around before I got started and, yeah, she’s hot.

Kylie Minogue, Holly Valance and Elle McPherson: shag, marry, throw off a cliff?

Ooh, I’d marry Kylie Minogue, shag Holly Valance and throw Elle McPherson off a cliff. She’s done her dash already. It’s only fair.

Thongs or French knickers?

The smaller the better with underwear. We had some sexy little stuff on the Maxim shoot, sexy little Brazilian ones. I like anything by Agent Provocateur – and leather can look hot, too!

Leather? You’d get all sweaty in that surely? Well, it’s not designed to be worn for a very long time, if you know what I mean… Q:Probably not. Do you enjoy getting naked outdoors?

The whole outdoors thing is popular in Australia because we’ve got the weather for it. I’ve never been caught. I must be lucky or very good at it by now!

If you could go to bed with one man and one woman, who would they be?

I have a bit of a thing for Bruce Willis, so he’d definitely be in there. One woman? Can’t I have more? Carmen Electra and Angelina Jolie.

Crikey! Can we come too?

Of course!

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