Sam Rowley has crammed loads into her 18 years, including a modelling career thanks to Five’s reality show Make Me A Supermodel, acting on Hollyoaks and even a stint on another Five reality show, Trust Me: I’m A Holiday Rep! She’s done everything except a sexy photoshoot – until now, that is!

How was the shoot? It was very, very sexy for us.

Thanks! It was my first proper get-your-boobies-out one!

Really? What was that like?

It was very freeing, you know? It was good to set them free.

Have they been cooped up?

Oh, definitely!

The shoot was set in a club.

Are you a podium kind of girl? I jump straight on top of the table, like Paris Hilton does!

Did you remember to wear knickers before you do it? That Paris Hilton is always forgetting…

Oh, yes! Always!

Who else is your idol?

I used to be a big fan of Jordan, when Jordan was ‘Jordan’, but she’s more of a keep-your-clothes-on celebrity now, isn’t she? I prefer proper, full-on, boobs-out glamour Jordan. But she’s still the reigning queen. Oh – and Cilla Black! I love Cilla.

Do you prefer to play good girls or bad girls?

Always the bad girl. Who wants to play the good girl? You want to be the bitch with the bright red stilettos and the big lips. But I am good girl at heart – though all girls have an inner bitch.

Is there a knack to being sexy?

I think there are two types of sexy: there’s Kate Moss sexy, and then there’s full-on Pamela Anderson sexy at the other end. Anything in between is a bit wishy-washy. I like the extremes. Get it out or put it away!

Do you think you’re still a typical teenager?

I do sometimes think, ‘I’m 18 – that’s young.’

Let’s make sure: do you have a graffiti tag?

I did when I was at school!

Have you ever shoplifted for make-up?

Yes… Oh, I’m so awful! It was just some eyeliner and lip gloss and stuff!

Crime is crime. You didn’t do it on the way here, did you?

No! It was ages ago. I’m very sorry, and I buy everything now!

OK, we believe you. What is the sexiest thing you’ve ever done?

One time, I went to the Cannes Film Festival, and went to this strip club. My best friend and I literally chucked the strippers off the poles and started dancing!

You’re currently single – please tell us how we can pull you.

I don’t know… no one’s pulled me yet. Well, not for longer than a week or two. You’ve got to be cheeky and ballsy.

Sindy dolls or Barbie dolls?

Barbie. Everyone knows Barbie is better than Sindy. She’s got bigger boobs. And Sindy’s got a strange, ugly face.

What is your favourite flavour of crisps?

Salt and vinegar McCoys. And I love dipping them in tomato ketchup – or tipping in even more salt and vinegar and then giving them a shake! Mmmm… A:

What was the name of your first pet, and your mother’s maiden name?

I had a hamster called ‘Basil’, and my mother’s name was ‘Jacobs’.

This means your porn-star name is ‘Basil Jacobs’.

That’s terrible! He was named after Basil Fawlty, so I’d need a moustache as well. No career in porn for me. Oh, well…