I own porn. I bought my man some for his birthday – you can’t go wrong with porn, can you?

Calling all Hollyoaks talent spotters: Georgina Walker is the star of the show’s new late-night spin-off, In The City. That’s ‘star’ as in one of those actresses that makes you jump off the sofa, lick the screen and send your girlfriend out the room for 20 minutes. She’s amazing, and what’s better is that, as a person, she’s the kind of girl who’s all sweetness and light, but if you scratch the surface a little (not literally – you’d get maced) there’s a proper sex vixen lurking inside. It’s enough to make you so turned on that you turn yourself inside-out, leaving a mash of goo and guts twitching at her feet.

You didn’t used to be a model, did you?

Yes! I started modelling at 16, and in my first week I had to go to South Africa to eat ice cream in an advert! After that I was on the show Night & Day for a year, then Crossroads for a bit, then I did a bit of presenting. Then, after a few castings, I got this!

Tell us about the new show and what you’re doing in it.

Well, it’s about kind of the modelling industry, the different people’s lives within the industry and how they’re kind of coping with it all. My character is a lapdancer/model/escort.

So you’ll be flaunting about in a state of undress?

Yeah, there’s quite a bit of that – probably about once a week!

How have you been finding it?

It was hard at first, getting down to your underwear in front of about 20 people. People bring you dressing gowns to cover yourself up but after a while you go, ‘Oh no, I’m fine, I’m fine. I’ll just walk around in my underwear…’

Did you go to any lapdancing clubs for research?

I’ve been to those clubs in the past, but I didn’t especially go to any for this show. I do know people that are lap dancers anyway, so I just had a little bit of a chat with them.

Do you get embarrassed doing it?

Well, I have done something really embarrassing that I can’t live down yet. I was about to do one of my lapdancing scenes, and had to have a little drink beforehand to calm my nerves. I was trying to look cool, and I leaned against this wall, not realising that it was a curtain, and just went straight through it and landed on the floor – in front of everyone! I just ran off the set.

Do you really get into the lap-dancing?

Yeah! The last time I was doing a scene, I was getting really nervous about it but I thought ‘Fuck it – I’m gonna go for it’; and I just pulled out all the moves and threw caution to the wind.

Have any of the cast members you’ve done it to become aroused?

Well, if they have I’ve never noticed. But I’d take it as a compliment!

No, you’d slap them.

No, I wouldn’t! They’ve all been in the business long enough to know how to control themselves.

How do you let guys know when you’re in the mood?

Well, I don’t think it can get any clearer than just standing in your underwear, and staring at him.

That’d work. What can you do that no other human being can?

When I sit and I cross my legs, instead of putting just one leg over the other, I actually curl it back round my other leg as well, so it’s crossed twice. Everybody says that’s really strange and that nobody else can do it.

We can do that!

Can you!?! Oh, I thought I was really special.

Well, we’re probably special too. We could start a freak show…

You think people would pay to see that?

If we did it naked…

I can also walk on my knees.

Really? How far?

I can do it across a room.

This would be the crappest freak show ever. Do you throw massive, actressy strops?

I do! I don’t strop at work, but when I’m at home I’ll get really stroppy. My boyfriend will say, ‘Oh, you shouldn’t have done that,’ and I’ll just have a massive strop and turn it around on him. Or if I go to stay at my parents’ and my mum says ‘Clean up!’ I’ll have a strop. I just yell and I’ll storm upstairs and slam doors and stuff. I go back to my teenage days where I’m shouting ‘I hate you!’ down the stairs.

What do your friends take the piss out of you for?

Probably my laugh, because I don’t make a noise at all when I laugh. I just sit there with my mouth open making no noise.

That’s handy, as you could fake a laugh quite easily just by opening your mouth…

You know when somebody cracks a joke and it’s really not funny? I always laugh because I feel so bad for that person.

Isn’t that a give away because you laugh with a noise?

Yeah… Oh, dammit!

And now we’re quite offended because you’ve been audibly laughing at our jokes. (Audibly laughing) See? You’ve just made a noise there – you’re faking it… Anyway, have you got any tattoos?

I have a tattoo just at the bottom of my back…

What’s the tattoo of?

It’s an Egyptian ankh. It’s the key of life. And somebody told me that it’s linked to witchcraft.

Have you ever dabbled with the occult?

No, I just get completely freaked out. I’m such a sucker for supernatural things like ghost stories.

Have you ever seen a ghost?

Well, where my parents used to live I’m sure we had ghosts. One night I was lying in bed and I just heard really heavy breathing at the end of my bed. I was only about eight at the time, so you can imagine how scary that would have been for me!

You didn’t have any weird members of the family, or anything like that…

No! Everyone was in their room.

OK, just checking.

No, ’cos as soon as I would call my mum into my room it would stop.

Fine. Do you own any erotica? By which we mean porn.

Of course I do!

Really?

Well, In this day in age doesn’t everybody? I got it for a bloke. I thought it was a nice birthday present. Can’t go wrong, can you?

What did he say when he got it?

He was like, ‘Oh, brilliant! Let’s watch it!’ I said, ‘OK!’

Tell us the title of the film.

No, I can’t!

Come on.

No, I can’t. It went missing, anyway, somebody stole it. I found the box with nothing in it.

Well, don’t look at us. Right, let’s stop beating around the bush: are you any good in bed?

That’s all we needed to know.