WHAT'S IT ABOUT? A lovestruck villager who attempts to break into a magic kingdom to capture a star for his hot, would-be girlfriend (Sienna Miller).

IS THAT ALL? The 'star' turns out to be Claire Danes, who's also being pursued by some zombies and a load of witches whose faces are falling off.

ANY GOOD? Throw in a David Brent-esque cameo from Ricky Gervais, a cross-dressing pirate turn from Robert De Niro and a gurn from every comedy actor in Britain, and you've got what could be the most entertaining film of the year.