Been misbehaving lately, Miss Taylor?
Oh God, have I? I've just had a holiday in Ibiza and as I'm single again I had an absolute riot. Ibiza's the one place you want to be single, so I really misbehaved - going to bed bright and early every morning. The clubs are just mad. You can't dance in them for bumping into people shagging.
In our pictures you're sporting a particularly fine pair of boots. Are they acceptable bedroom attire?
They're great for parading around in but I wouldn't actually wear them in bed - you could have someone's eye out. Figure that position out. High heels always put me in the mood for sex, though. Even if I've got jeans on and really high heels, I still feel sexy.
Can you do anything interesting with your body?
I can do the caterpillar break dance, but only when I'm drunk, otherwise I end up hurting myself. I go right down on the floor - it's more of a private thing actually. I can also do this with my tongue [demonstrates an admirably saucy tongue ripple] Good, eh? Oh yeah, I've got a very talented tongue.
Help us out. How can we tell when a woman's faking it?
When she doesn't cry afterwards or offer to make you a nice cup of tea. Because if we've had a real orgasm it's like, 'What would you like now, baby?' That's when you know you've hit the spot.
Seeing as your dad's a toilet roll magnate, does that mean you never run out?
Do you know, I've never got any and it was the same when I was younger. My dad always forgot to bring toilet rolls home and my mum refused to buy any because we had a warehouse full on the other side of town. So I ended up having to wipe my bum with kitchen roll, which is not attractive. Thankfully my dad sold the company so we've all got an excuse to go out and buy Andrex now.
What is it about men that turns you on?
I love it when guys wear their jeans really low so that you can see their pelvic bone over their trousers. I also like shoulder blades that stick out a bit - they can come in handy!
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