What have you been up to since your last Maxim cover shoot?

	I've got sort of a thing going on with Emily Scott. We both kind of like each other...

I did my calendar, which was fun. Otherwise, I’ve just been taking it easy. That and cheering on Oldham, because they’re nearly top of the league now!

Your last single got to number five in the indie chart – how’s the pop career been going since?

Yeah, that was well cool! I was quite chuffed, and just getting to do it was a buzz. I might do another single in the summer, maybe more dancey stuff.

Tell us about the last time you got really drunk.

Last weekend! Oh my God… Friday night, I had all my friends over and we got absolutely slaughtered. We were playing ‘Truth Or Shot’, and my mum was there, pissed as a fart. I will never forget the stuff she admitted to – I think I may need therapy! I can’t even tell you, it’s so bad. One of my friends admitted to having to go to hospital after bum-sex, but my mum said worse stuff than that. She’s a right devil!

Have you ever been arrested?

No, but I’ve been in a police car twice. The first time, my brother put his hand through a window, and his mate tried to drive us to hospital – but he was pissed so we got pulled over. The second time, I got pulled over – and I wasn’t even speeding! They put me in the back of their car while I was wearing the shortest skirt in the world. I was calling them pervs – they didn’t like it!

Describe your favourite underwear.

I only wear underwear to go out in – as soon as I get home I take it all off. I wouldn’t do that going-clubbing-in-a-miniskirt-with-no-knickers-on stuff. I think it’s sick: Britney’s just had two kids! I’ve seen the pictures. It’s really fucking wrong!

What’s your favourite word for ‘boobs’?

Jugs! It’s a good word. I call mine my babies, but jugs is a cool word. And Babylons!

If you could fly, who would you shit on from a great height?

Jade Goody – I don’t like the bird. She should just fucking go away.

What animal are you most like?

A cat! I love cats. They’re very loving. They like to be cuddled and stroked. And when you call them over, they just piss off… Mine don’t! I’d like to have a monkey. My friend had one; it used to play fetch. It was cool!

What’s your worst quality?

It’s not really a bad thing, but I’m too soft. If someone asks me for something, I’ll just give it to them. My brother rang me the other day, asking for my credit card details because he wanted to buy a car off the internet – so I just gave them to him! I’ll do anything to please anybody…

Great… what’s your number?

Ha ha ha! Yeah, I’m a people pleaser!

What would be your strategy on Deal Or No Deal?

I’d just fucking go for it! It’s just pot luck at the end of the day, so I’d stick with the box that I’d got. I’d try and piss the Banker off as much as I could. I’d say, ‘Stick your fucking offer up your arse!’

Would you prefer to sit in a bath filled with baked beans or custard?

Custard! I love custard. It’d have to be hot, though. I like beans on toast, but I prefer custard.

What’s your favourite swear word?

Cunt! It’s so powerful. If you call someone a ‘fucking cunt’ it means you hate them. I love it. Knobhead’s good, too.Yeah, I like knobhead. ‘You fucking knobhead!’

Are you quite sweary generally? What about in bed?

Yeah, I do swear quite a lot. But not so much in the bedroom.

Do you ever dress up in the bedroom? What as?

All the time! I love stockings and suspenders. Every now and again I go into Ann Summers and get something different. I always dress up on Valentine’s Day, Christmas – and Easter. I always do chocolate body paint and squirty cream at Easter.

Well, how else could you celebrate the resurrection of Jesus?

Ha ha ha! Yeah! Eating chocolate eggs off a naked lady!

Do you like fairground rides? Do your boobs fly all over the place?

Yes and yes! I love them! There’s a video of me on a ride on my 18th birthday, but I was pissed out of my head, shouting, ‘My boobs! My boooobs!’ It’s so funny! I like going to the gym, but I refuse to run on the machines because I just look like an absolute joke. Everyone looks at me and I think, ‘Yeah, I know my tits are going all over the place, but there’s nothing I can do.’

What’s the weirdest place you’ve passed out, drunk?

I’ve never done that, but I did once sleepwalk, get into the bath, turn on the taps and wake up in a big, wet duvet. Another time when I was a teenager, I sleepwalked completely naked into my parents’ party…

You were once an extra on Brookside – what other TV shows have you been on?

Coronation Street, Clocking Off, Queer As Folk, Hollyoaks… actually, I had to be cut from a naked pool party scene in Hollyoaks, because the cup-bra they gave me didn’t fit. They tried duct taping it together, but it didn’t work because my boobs were just too big!

What was your last trip to visit the troops overseas like?

It was very scary! We went to Afghanistan and we flew over where they were fighting at night – I saw bombs going off below us. We had to sleep with our helmets and body armour next to our beds because the camp we were staying in kept getting attacked with rockets every night. I was really terrified. My heart just goes out to anyone who’s out there – they have to have some balls.

What do you think would happen if you became a brunette and Lucy Pinder became a blonde? Would the earth tilt off its axis?

Actually, Pinders has had a blonde wig on once before and it didn’t suit her at all, so that’d never happen. I have been thinking about going brunette, but it’d mess up our whole blonde vs brunette thing. And to be fair, I’m quite thick, so I suit being a blonde.

Do you ever worry about your ex-partners posting naughty videos of you on the web?

No. The only person who’s got videos of me is my current boyfriend – and I hope he’d never do it!

If you could have a lesbian film scene with any film star, who would you choose?

It wouldn’t be a film star; it’d be Emily Scott. We’ve got sort of a thing going on… we both kind of like each other! But nothing can happen, because we’re both with people already. I think she’s stunning, though.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever done?

I got really drunk at a party once, and I saw my brother at a taxi rank afterwards, so I ran down the street at him with my skirt over my head, spanking my arse and shouting! Then I realised my mum and dad were with him as well. Ha ha ha!

Have you ever been jealous of another person’s boobs?