In our photo shoot you appeared to be burning in purgatory. Where are you really heading: heaven or hell?'

	Evil can be fun. I've whipped and caned guys before, just so I could say that I've done it. I'm more into making love these days. But I don't mind a bit of whipping and bashing when I think a man deserves it

Hell sounds like more fun but I reckon I'm on my way to heaven because I'm a little angel, aren't I? I've had enough abuse in my life and suffered enough hell from the press so somewhere peaceful and less stressful where I'll be nobody's slave would be nice.

If you were reincarnated what would you lilke to come back as?

A fly. Seriously, I want to come back as a fly on the wall so I can watch murders being committed and then be in court to see all the lies that the murderer spouts. I'm really interested in all that.

Er ... right. Do you think you were a barrister in a previous life then?

I had a past life regression once and they reckoned I was a journalist in my previous life. A real stuck-up horrible old cow. They put all these rocks on me and I had to imagine I was floating above the clouds and describe what I could see. I rabbitted on a bit because I was so embarrassed. It turned out I was a journalist.

Is there a touch of the devil in you then?

Normally when I've been at the vodka. I have a few and just start flashing my boobs. But I'm about a million different personalities. I can be nice one minute and then really bloody evil. Evil can be fun, you know.

How evil have you been?

I've whipped and caned guys before, just so I could say that I've done it. I'm more into making love these days. But I don't mind a bit of whipping and bashing when I think a man deserves it. Just to keep him on his toes. I love to be in control, which is why I like that dominant role. I guess that's why I'm happier doing the tying up than being tied up.

So was our shoot the first time you've been put in handcuffs?

Of course not. My friend bought me a pair of pink fluffy ones but at the moment I've got no chains on my bed to attach them to. The handcuffs I had on in the shoot still had the keys in them so I could undo myself. Where's the fun in that?

What transforms you from an angel into a devil?

Short skirts. The shorter the better. As soon as I put one on I'm in a devilish mood. The problem IS I can't buy them short enough, so every skirt I buy I have to customise by hacking the bottom off. Macro minis are what I like. Preferably the ones that come to just under the arse cheek. That's when I drop my bag, bend over and pretend to struggle to pick it up. They'd be more sexy worn without knickers, but I'm not getting my bread and butter out. Are your breasts heat resistant? They bloody better be. Actually I'm not happy with them at the moment. I think they've changed shape since I gave birth. It's probably just me being paranoid but they seemed to have dropped a bit. I'm forever going, 'Oh I don't like them anymore.' But I'm not going to have anything else done to them.

Do other women stare at you when you're in swimming pool changing rooms?

I can't bear the thought of people staring at my boobs in those situations. I'm so shy I stand in the corner and put two towels around me to get changed and then run really quickly into the water. I hate people seeing me in my costume. I'm paranoid they're looking to see if I'm fat.

We're giving you away as a centrefold this month. Who are your favourite centrefolds?

I love the American fantasy figures like Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Victoria Silvstedt. They're my top three but then there are beautiful girls who are in a different class, like Angelina Jolie, Catherine Zeta Jones and Liz Hurley.

What do you think you'll be doing in ten years' time?

I want my music to be in the top ten. I've had loads of offers to do cheesy novelty records in a bikini but I want to do something more credible. If a record company is serious about it. that's where I want to be in the future. If it doesn't happen here I'll go to Germany. I'm more well known there than I am here, but as Katie Price. I think Jordan means something else in German.

Yes, 'über den Jordan gehen' means 'to die'. Unfortunate. Name one gadget that would improve your life?

One of those remote controlled vibrators. I'd love to road test one of them. I'd get one for my boyfriend and test it on him too.

The more toys the better. Speaking of which, did Gareth Gates lose his stutter in the sack?

It actually wasn't as bad as it sometimes gets with him. He seemed alright to me. And no, he didn't have to sing 'I'm coming'.

Will you ever consider moving to America full time?

I'd be happy to move to LA. If my music career doesn't take off I'm going to spend a couple of months in a different country, work nonstop in each one then move on to the next. It's called World Domination. In America if you're good at something they push you. It's not like over here where they slate you whatever. If I ever want to go to America, Hugh Hefner said I can stay at his house.

What sort of thing goes on at those Playboy parties?

The Midsummer parties were mad. You name it. it was going on. People were shagging everywhere, there was a dungeon and all sorts. I'd had a lot to drink and saw it all happen in front of my eyes.

Did you jump in then?

You'll just have to wait for the book to find out!

So did Heff try and hump you?

Wait for the book!

Ha! He did then.