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Samples For The Doctor

A man goes to his doctor for an annual check up.

The doctor says, "I'll need you to come back tomorrow with a urine sample, a poo sample and a sperm sample".

The man replies, "Right, I'll bring'em by tomorrow"

When he gets home his wife askes, "Well what did he say?"

The man replies, "He needs me to bring in a pair of your underwear."

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