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Size Query

The man enters a chemist and demands 'Give me a pack of condoms.'

"What size?", says the assistant.

"I don't know..."

"Well, take this board with holes, go to the toilet and measure."

In 10 minutes the man comes back: "I have changed my mind, I don't need the condoms. How much is this board?"
 

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