I've got a headache, stomach ache, my leg hurts, I can't come in to work."

The boss says, "George I really need you today. When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later George calls again, "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I'll be at work soon. You've got nice house."