Bob and Earl were best friends and had been for 50 years. They went to baseball games together and had the best time possible. They truly loved the game but they always wondered if there was baseball in heaven and agreed that whoever died first had to call the other guy and tell them if there was baseball in heaven.
Then one night Earl died and a few days later the phone rang it was Earl.
Earl said, "Bob is this you"
"Yes, Earl how are you doing and is there baseball in heaven?" replied Bob.
Well I've got some good news and some bad news." Earl said hesitantly. "The good news
is there is baseball in heaven and you can play with Babe Ruth and everybody its great."
Bob said, "Then what's the bad news?"
Earl replied, "Well Bob, your starting pitching tomorrow night!"