A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, 'Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.'
'Because,' the man says, 'I live in a two-story house.'
The Judge replies, 'What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?'
The man answers, 'Well Judge, one story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of the month.''