WHAT'S THE STORY? Looped, exotic trumpet parping from Poland, designed for aristocratic dance hounds who find real jazz too wanky.

TO BE HONEST? This is more moody than a depressed suicidal lemming with a permanent frown, and darker than a badger's holiday snaps caught by a second-hand camera with a clapped out flash. Perfect for bars that serve vodka only in triples.

DESCRIBE AS: An eastern bloc St. Germain.

KEY TRACKS: 'Shivers', 'Long Distance Call'.