WHAT'S IT ABOUT? Married London architect collars a kid for repeatedly breaking into his office, and ends up in lustful affair with his refugee mum. Cockney detective Ray Winstone sticks his hooter in.

ANY GOOD? Suspenseful thrillery drama thing from the English Patient director. Well acted with bags of meaningful relationship stuff!

QUOTE FOR THE POSTER: 'More relationship woe than a year of Eastenders!'

REASON TO WATCH: Juliette Binoche. Classy over 40s French talent!