WHAT'S IT ABOUT? Scrawny kid wins entry to the mysterious Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, run by a zany eccentric and his team of musical Oompa Loompas. Fantastical chaos ensues.

ANY GOOD? Like stepping into a big psychedelic trip caused by a large overdose of chocolate.

QUOTE FOR THE POSTER: 'This surely can't be how Mars bars are made...'

REASON TO WATCH: 'Cos you can't be bothered to read the (brilliant) book, 'cos it's the perfect vehicle for director Tim Burton, and 'cos you wanna see the porky kid get it.